In Response To Celine Dion

Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you go on. That and the fact that you’re always hitting me in the head because of my snoring. One of the first tough decisions Sonia has to make when we get married is whether or not she wants to keep her maiden name. Here are the other options I came up with. 1) Hyphenation. If Sonia wants to sound regal, she could hyphenate it this way : Le-Dong. If she wants to sound down to earth and nerd chic she could go with : Dong-Le. 2) Get rid of her first and last name and go by a single stage name like Madonna, Prince or Coolio. or 3) Change her last name to a favourite number in a really sexy language. Like Sonia Ocho Cinqo. That’s 85 in the 2nd sexiest language in the world, Spanish. The first being Vietnamese. Which would be Sonia Tam Muoi Lam. If you have any other suggestions, feel free to let Sonia know. ~K